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[Guild] [Ni]: I WANT TO BURY MY HEAD IN YOUR CHEST, BECAUSE WHEN IM IN YOUR BIG GAY ARMS, I FEEL SO SECURE. |
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Welcome to The Grubs website. Home of the most unsavory, yet heroic guild ever to grace the
world of Azeroth. It took a year of planning to forge this undying allegience and to create the
guild to end all guilds on the Durotar server. After years of deviancy and defilement,
The Grubs still lurch on to crush other horizons of pucelage and decency. Bitches beware, for
the day you come face to face with The Grubs shall be the last day you walk the world untainted
and pure. Leaving grubs as our calling card, we walk the world of Azeroth, seeking out all that
is gay, and avoiding it with extreme prejudice. As our brave and un-gay leader, Taklandar
Luckygrub, leads us on through our many perilous journeys, we smite all opposed to the ideology
of the grub. Overlooked as merely a tool for fishing, the loud, whiney-bitch
masses fail to comprehend the importance of the small, worm-like insectoid that lives in the mud. Some day you will all learn. Bitches.
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 | Our Crusade is Burning! by:Falwell on:2007-01-10 |
That's right kids, the big burn is upon us!
In order to prepare you for the road ahead,
we ask that any and all current or future
members please review the following article
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 | The Grubs kill Razorphobia by:Rere on:2006-08-19 |
It's been a while since we made our last update, and that's entirely because we're all lazy bastards. However, we've been nowhere near as inactive as the casual observer might guess and I have a shitton of stuff to report. First of all, Azamien has finally come out of the closet. That's right, he's gay. Big Gay Az you can call him. He and Pewpshot are scheduled to be married later this month. Send gifts.
What else? Oh yeah, we've been kicking the crap out of Blackwing Lair. First, we spanked Razorgore's sweet ass.
Ole Razorgore hasn't even been putting up a fight lately, we popped him on the first try last Sunday. I mostly give Karl credit for this, although I'm sure everyone else did alright as well.
One room over from Razorgore lies Vaelastrasz. After been treated to a dialog where Vael begs us to flee (we'd have been more than happy to if he would hand over the loot first) we proceeded to go fucking crazy with the DPS. After a few nights worth of attempts, the inevitable happened (we do have Karl after all).
After Vael bit the dust, we busted all the way through the suppression rooms on our second try. A Broodlord kill is soon to come.
The good ole 40 man dungeons aren't the only things that have been holding our attention. We've been continuing to own ZG and AQ20 in our off time as well with some fresh new kills since the last update.
All that NPC killage sometimes gets boring however, so we relieve that boredom by getting our PvP on. The Canadians among us continue to amaze with their impressive amounts of free time. Especially Azamien's bride-to-be:
Congrats Pewpshot on attaining High Warlord! Pewp is our third HWL in the span of about two months. |
 | Send tells to Imvario for free Crusader enchants! by:Rere on:2006-06-21 |
We finally did it. First, we booted everyone with an IQ below 25, then we ignored the violent protest of our old mages and recruited some new ones (why so mean mages? Priests are going to win all the damage gear anyway.) The result?
Yeah, that's right. We killed his ass. Thoroughly. Then we came back and did it again, taking him to 28% before the first wave of sons. This made me wonder: what besides a couple more mages did we do different that makes this encounter seem so easy now? Then it hit me...we stopped using Azamien's potions. How could this make a difference you say? He makes faulty potions, that's how. Why? Who knows? Ask him next time you see him. Say "Azamien, why is it you hate progression so?".
What else have we been up to? A whole shitload of Zul'Gurub. We finally learned to listen to the raid leaders when they said "Don't ring the goddamn gong!", "Get in the goddamn poison!", and "Goddammit Hattrix, quit having sex with men and sheep that Dend!". Yep, we finally cleared the zone.
Believe it or not, even with all these new kills we've had time to do other things. Other things such as an assload of PvP. For example, after our first Rag kill we hacked the server and queued up for AV.
While I'm on the subject I just can't ignore the fact that Canadians have way too much time on their hands. Proof?
A HUGE congrats goes out to Bleidd and Zustrack for attaining High Warlord. Awesome job fellas, now make every raid so we can all ride the coattails of your greatness.
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 | More Lewts! by:Idadarr on:2006-04-13 |
First of all, a big congrats goes out to Gokou, who
with a little help from his friends wound up snagging
his epic bow and stave!
Also, i'm happy to report that 5 other players have
gotten their 8/8 tier 1 set!
Congratulations to Kaellin, Pahonix, Gwarr, Gokou and
Lynxes
Also, Jesus got his 8th part to his set, Lets hope he'll start healing now.. Resurrection isnt the only spell you know!
Congrats all! |
 | ESPOSITO APPROVED FIRST ONYXIA KILL! by:Idadarr on:2006-03-13 |
Grats all involved tonight.
Lewts included,
Halo of Transcendence - Tak
Helm of Might - Gwarr
Ancient Cornerstone Grimoire - Imvario
Mature Black Dragon Sinew - Kald/Slick
Head of Onyxia - Gokou
Also, grats to Dend, Lardas and Gwarr on their Quel'Serrar!
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