Harpye - Rogue

[lolslaughterd]

Harpye
70 Blood Elf Rogue

Age: im 19. she has been 70 for a total time played 122 days, 3 hours, 4 minutes and 22 seconds. ;D

Sponsor: ?

Armory Link: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Dark+Iron&n=Harpye

thats not all my pve gear. i was just playing with it to look cool :p but thats most of it.
theres a possibility you will see my pvp gear as well. so yea.

Past Guilds: cant really post anything about past guilds cuz i'm always whispered on Dark Iron to go with different guilds on raids every week. I'm that guy you pug that has the geerz

Alts: Slaugther-Fenris, Namundy-Mal'Ganis, Myrathris-Hellscream, Butchery-Hellscream, Refraction-Ravencrest. i dont really ever play my alts though. full focus on Harpye

Previous Raiding Experience: UBRS, LBRS, MC, Onyxia, BWL, AQ20, AQ40, ZG, Kara, ZA, TK, MH, BT, SSC, Gruuls, Mags.

Raid Times?: I work shift hours in the USAF. 6pm Central time is usually what time i get out of work and i have every other weekend off Fri-Sun so the 1:30 Sunday could only be done every other weekend.

Our minimum Raid Attendance is 50 percent. Can you maintain this level?: Of Course

While we do have a low minimum raid attendance, we do REQUIRE people to post if they are missing a raid. This is for the common courtesy of the people who ARE raiding that night. Do you understand this?: Of Course, if i cant i work with one of your guildies [a shadow priest dont know his name] so i could let him know as well.

Sometimes you will be asked to do shit you don't like. Examples are farming primals, running XXXX instance for the 500th time, farming for raid consumables. Do you understand this?: roflk

We take our raid time pretty seriously. We don't like the idea of 25+ people taking time out of their week to make room for us and have someone who could give a shit less waste that time. Because of this, we are NOT above chewing someones ass for retardery. Retardery qualifies as: Showing up unprepared, doing something you were told not to do 5 minutes ago, excessive AFK's, failure to post when you miss a raid, lapses in common sense etc. Do you understand this? Yessir

Self centered, personal gain first cockholsters have no chance of survivng in this guild. Are you one of these people? I never shut my cockholster, but im not a self centered, personal gain first cockholser.

Key listing (purely for reference at this point):

Are you a mongoloid? snackpack yaaaaaaaay

Why you want in THIS guild of all places: i work with a guildie and everything he has explain about you guys is the guild ive only seen in my dreams. assholes, racists, douchebags, etc. oh. and you do that wow stuff.

Sodomy?: its illegal in the military. but what they dont know doesnt hurt them ;] cornholes ftw

Ventrilo + Mic?: ...nah im only applying for a raiding guild?

p.s. i also have tons of random rogue tanking gear. got the shadow resist gear, fire resist and nature resist stuff. 54% dodge unbuffed when i stack agi gear and gems.

[Broxgar]

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[Azriell]

Harpye
70 Blood Elf Rogue


Can you say Super-Rogue? Strike 1

Sponsor: ?


Strike 2
Past Guilds: cant really post anything about past guilds cuz i'm always whispered on Dark Iron to go with different guilds on raids every week. I'm that guy you pug that has the geerz


We don't pug anyone.....with or without gear.


While we do have a low minimum raid attendance, we do REQUIRE people to post if they are missing a raid. This is for the common courtesy of the people who ARE raiding that night. Do you understand this?: Of Course, if i cant i work with one of your guildies [a shadow priest dont know his name] so i could let him know as well.


Don't know his name? Meh, they all fail anyways.... here to follow suit?


Ventrilo + Mic?: ...nah im only applying for a raiding guild?

You haven't earned the right to be a cocky fucker yet.....


Self centered, personal gain first cockholsters have no chance of survivng in this guild. Are you one of these people? I never shut my cockholster, but im not a self centered, personal gain first cockholser.


Only good part of this Application IMO.

My only question is....I don't care how legal it is or not to sodomize your neighbor...Will you or Will you NOT fuck him in the ass for pleasure?

[LLachov]

lillywhite?

[Mast]

We aren't recruiting rogues at the moment and for future reference we are a PvE focused guild so when you apply go ahead and log out IN your PvE gear and spec. I could not possibly care less about how cool you think you look in your PvP gear or whatever the hell else you were wearing.

[lolslaughterd]

Past Guilds: cant really post anything about past guilds cuz i'm always whispered on Dark Iron to go with different guilds on raids every week. I'm that guy you pug that has the geerz


We don't pug anyone.....with or without gear.


I understand because you guys are established and well organized. Not everyone can be like that so they find me to pug me in because i know the fights and have the gear.


While we do have a low minimum raid attendance, we do REQUIRE people to post if they are missing a raid. This is for the common courtesy of the people who ARE raiding that night. Do you understand this?: Of Course, if i cant i work with one of your guildies [a shadow priest dont know his name] so i could let him know as well.


Don't know his name? Meh, they all fail anyways.... here to follow suit?


I dont fail.ever


Self centered, personal gain first cockholsters have no chance of survivng in this guild. Are you one of these people? I never shut my cockholster, but im not a self centered, personal gain first cockholser.


Only good part of this Application IMO.

My only question is....I don't care how legal it is or not to sodomize your neighbor...Will you or Will you NOT fuck him in the ass for pleasure?

why does it have to be a "him"?

Lastly. I saw that you aren't recruiting rogues. but I also was informed you recently booted members from the guild and you are looking for members for the long haul. I've spent too much time and money on wow. I'm not about to end it anytime soon. So at least in that aspect. I'm your man.

[Blade]

I'm your man.


Disagreed

[Insanechaos]

So I happened to look up the definition of FAIL in the dictionary ... and all I saw was your name

[Mast]

I dont fail.ever

I beg to differ. I see you did log out in your PvE gear which is a step in the right direction, but as I looked at it I wondered, who might be desperate enough to bring you into a BT raid let alone give you loot.

I'll start with the 213 hit rating. Not even close. Are you even aware of what the hit cap is and how much of a damage increase it is?

Next, the 10 crit rating gem in your helm. Nice, straight +crit is one of the lowest AEP valued statistic in the game for high end rogues. In case you've missed the sarcasm +crit gems are terrible.

Tier 6 pants. /Clap. Go spend some badges and get the badge pants because t6 pants are trash.

Almost done. The +20 agility enchant on your sword. Get the fuck out of here. Don't know why it's on there and don't care

AND my personal favorite. You're supposedly so pro that people bring you into BT because of your great gear, YET you have a bloodlust brooch. I'll let the riding crop slide because I know how that is, but a bloodlust brooch? Thanks to Brewfest you have the same trinket as every drooling, windowlicking physical DPS character that benefits from Blizzard brand welfare. Straight AP trinkets are complete and total garbage for rogues, which tells me that you have very little raid experience at 70 because you should know that. Gruul's lair has been out since launch. Get off your ass and get a DST, OR kill loot reaver and get a WSC, OR since your such a great mercenary, kill council and even a fucking MotB would be better. Unless you actually use that riding crop to raid with, which I wouldn't doubt, I really hope that you have a shard of contempt ready to swap on.

Despite all this we still aren't recruiting any rogues, especially not mercenaries that think that they're much better than they really are. If you feel the need to persist here, and by the way feel free (we all love a good laugh), you're just wasting your time.

Thank you, and have a wonderful day. :D

[Qrazy]

I dont fail.ever

I beg to differ. I see you did log out in your PvE gear which is a step in the right direction, but as I looked at it I wondered, who might be desperate enough to bring you into a BT raid let alone give you loot.

I'll start with the 213 hit rating. Not even close. Are you even aware of what the hit cap is and how much of a damage increase it is?

Next, the 10 crit rating gem in your helm. Nice, straight +crit is one of the lowest AEP valued statistic in the game for high end rogues. In case you've missed the sarcasm +crit gems are terrible.

Tier 6 pants. /Clap. Go spend some badges and get the badge pants because t6 pants are trash.

Almost done. The +20 agility enchant on your sword. Get the fuck out of here. Don't know why it's on there and don't care

AND my personal favorite. You're supposedly so pro that people bring you into BT because of your great gear, YET you have a bloodlust brooch. I'll let the riding crop slide because I know how that is, but a bloodlust brooch? Thanks to Brewfest you have the same trinket as every drooling, windowlicking physical DPS character that benefits from Blizzard brand welfare. Straight AP trinkets are complete and total garbage for rogues, which tells me that you have very little raid experience at 70 because you should know that. Gruul's lair has been out since launch. Get off your ass and get a DST, OR kill loot reaver and get a WSC, OR since your such a great mercenary, kill council and even a fucking MotB would be better. Unless you actually use that riding crop to raid with, which I wouldn't doubt, I really hope that you have a shard of contempt ready to swap on.

Despite all this we still aren't recruiting any rogues, especially not mercenaries that think that they're much better than they really are. If you feel the need to persist here, and by the way feel free (we all love a good laugh), you're just wasting your time.

Thank you, and have a wonderful day. :D



IM FAPPING AS HARD AS I CAN TO THIS /CAPS

[lolslaughterd]

regardless if you are recruiting rogues or not right now. and considering youre probably so fucking high on your own ego that you wouldnt even think to take the time to come to my server and possibly ask what i raid in. i have 25+ random trinkets in my bags, first off. second. i have so much random badge shit in my bags as well that sometimes i just like running around moving stuff around for fun. because sometimes thats why some people play this game. sometimes people ask me what i have so i equip random shit to show them.

SOOOOO sorry that im not killing myself over making you happy by making sure that at every minute of everyday im thinking to myself "god i hope i put on the right stuff so that the grubs think im good at raiding"

bitter much? nah. it just makes me laugh to see when id like to throw out there. hey, i want a good raiding guild for the xpac. i want some people i can play with in the xpac that know what they are doing so i dont have to worry about finding a new guild at 80 with smart raiders. but its cool. my co-worker said, apply and see what they say. which i did. but now i just laugh at you because regardless of how much "douchebaggery" and sodomy you talk about behind the computer screen and through vent.

i just laugh at you.

i would have had fun with you guys. and im damn sure i would have fit right in. but this thread just proves just about every point and all theories i have about raiding guilds. bunch of dudes who think they are better than everyone else cuz they can deny people access to their guild cuz someones armory isnt exactly like theirs, make people apply and give them shit about everything they say because internet shit talking makes you tuff.

[Tezan]

you are apping to an end game raiding guild. why would u not have ur best gear on? ur not gonna get in on ur wonderful personality. get a fucking clue and app to some kara clearing guild that u can flex ur internet muscles too, cause we arent impressed. we dont care about what u think of raiding guilds. ur not in one and it seems u almost dont know how to play ur class.

[Qrazy]

but this thread just proves just about every point and all theories i have about raiding guilds. bunch of dudes who think they are better than everyone else cuz they can deny people access to their guild cuz someones armory isnt exactly like theirs, make people apply and give them shit about everything they say because internet shit talking makes you tuff.


The point. You keep missing it.


Also direct me to the part where we "made" you apply.

[Azriell]

Dude, just from your responses in this thread you wouldn't make it a fucking DAY in the Grubs. We would tear you down until you just cracked and gquit from all the shit you would get. Everyone that has read this now knows for a fact you wouldn't have lasted a week in this guild. No we wouldn't have had fun with you....You would been crying after gettin insulted a couple times the first day.

/wave and gtfo

[Mast]

Lolslaughtered, what you just said is one of the most insanely, idiotic things I have ever heard. Nowhere in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

First off when you apply to a guild, notably a SUNWELL guild, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that maybe, just maybe, you should put your best gear on. Just a thought. Come to your server and talk to you? You're applying here, and we're for damn sure not recruiting you, or any other rogues, so it is not my responsibility to chase you around looking to see your obviously well deserved raiding gear.

Second, my insulting of your gear and stats has nothing to do with my ego. As rogue class lead I feel that it is necessary to have rogues, which if i hadn't mentioned before we aren't recruiting, that are coming into the guild have a solid handle on the class. Simply put, you don't. If you would like I can go into the numbers for you, but judging by your last post I don't think I'll have to because I get the feeling that it will be over your head anyway. Raiding is a mathematics game and you must have failed your way through that field of study all the way through school, assuming you attended school. We are not recruiting for Wrath only, but rather to continue moving forward as far as possible into Sunwell Plateau before the expansion lands. Neither your gear nor attitude meet the requirements, and once again, we're not recruiting rogues.

Finally, as has been stated by multiple people already you wouldn't make it here. The amount of insulting and general tomfoolery would overload you in no time. That being said, you would not have had fun here. You would be entirely out of your element here.

In conclusion, I would like to say that your application was the source of a great deal of entertainment for our entire guild and for that we thank you. You can think what you'd like about raiding guilds, and I hope you find one that fits your attitude and play style, but if I were you I would hold off on that until you learn how to deal with people, especially those people that you would potentially be playing with. Oh, and next time you apply to a guild I would make sure that you are applying for a spot that they are recruiting because , just to reinforce, we are not recruiting rogues. Wasn't sure if I had mentioned that part. Also when guilds say they will look into exceptional applications and consider them, I would refrain from taking a chance on that in your case, because to be honest yours is, well, sub-par at best.

Once again, have a nice day, and remember to take a break from beating off to your undeserved sense of self righteousness because if you keep it up you'll go blind.

[Raxx]

!!! omg so epic!!! lol, this makes my week

[Insanechaos]

One more thing, you are 19 years old ... LEARN HOW TO FUCKING USE CAPITALIZATION AND PUNCTUATION. They teach you that shit in grade school.

[Dend]

He's that guy that gets pugged and steals the loot from the guildies that need it.

Thread moved to hall of gayery gratz.

[Lardas]

I liek him.

I hate all of you, especially Dend. I will sponsor him.